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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

(Source: pemsylvania, via chanelll)


heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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(via supnikita)



insanityacademy:

If you’re comparing 5sos to green day and blink 182 I will find you and I will squirt lemons in your eyes

(via chanelll)


wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(via heyfunniest)


pityfriend:

wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately 

(via supnikita)



proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via supnikita)